Ma name is Darren and I Approve this message. Chelsea is booful :3 // var colour="#666666"; var sparkles=40; var x=ox=400; var y=oy=300; var swide=800; var shigh=600; var sleft=sdown=0; var tiny=new Array(); var star=new Array(); var starv=new Array(); var starx=new Array(); var stary=new Array(); var tinyx=new Array(); var tinyy=new Array(); var tinyv=new Array(); window.onload=function() { if (document.getElementById) { var i, rats, rlef, rdow; for (var i=0; i var rats=createDiv(3, 3); rats.style.visibility=”hidden”; document.body.appendChild(tiny[i]=rats); starv[i]=0; tinyv[i]=0; var rats=createDiv(5, 5); rats.style.backgroundColor=”transparent”; rats.style.visibility=”hidden”; var rlef=createDiv(1, 5); var rdow=createDiv(5, 1); rats.appendChild(rlef); rats.appendChild(rdow); rlef.style.top=”2px”; rlef.style.left=”0px”; rdow.style.top=”0px”; rdow.style.left=”2px”; document.body.appendChild(star[i]=rats); } set_width(); sparkle(); }} function sparkle() { var c; if (x!=ox || y!=oy) { ox=x; oy=y; for (c=0; c star[c].style.left=(starx[c]=x)+”px”; star[c].style.top=(stary[c]=y)+”px”; star[c].style.clip=”rect(0px, 5px, 5px, 0px)”; star[c].style.visibility=”visible”; starv[c]=50; break; } } for (c=0; c if (starv[c]) update_star(c); if (tinyv[c]) update_tiny(c); } setTimeout(“sparkle()”, 40); } function update_star(i) { if (—starv[i]==25) star[i].style.clip=”rect(1px, 4px, 4px, 1px)”; if (starv[i]) { stary[i]+=1+Math.random()*3; if (stary[i] star[i].style.top=stary[i]+”px”; starx[i]+=(i%5-2)/5; star[i].style.left=starx[i]+”px”; } else { star[i].style.visibility=”hidden”; starv[i]=0; return; } } else { tinyv[i]=50; tiny[i].style.top=(tinyy[i]=stary[i])+”px”; tiny[i].style.left=(tinyx[i]=starx[i])+”px”; tiny[i].style.width=”2px”; tiny[i].style.height=”2px”; star[i].style.visibility=”hidden”; tiny[i].style.visibility=”visible” } } function update_tiny(i) { if (—tinyv[i]==25) { tiny[i].style.width=”1px”; tiny[i].style.height=”1px”; } if (tinyv[i]) { tinyy[i]+=1+Math.random()*3; if (tinyy[i] tiny[i].style.top=tinyy[i]+”px”; tinyx[i]+=(i%5-2)/5; tiny[i].style.left=tinyx[i]+”px”; } else { tiny[i].style.visibility=”hidden”; tinyv[i]=0; return; } } else tiny[i].style.visibility=”hidden”; } document.onmousemove=mouse; function mouse(e) { set_scroll(); y=(e)?e.pageY:event.y+sdown; x=(e)?e.pageX:event.x+sleft; } function set_scroll() { if (typeof(self.pageYOffset)==”number”) { sdown=self.pageYOffset; sleft=self.pageXOffset; } else if (document.body.scrollTop || document.body.scrollLeft) { sdown=document.body.scrollTop; sleft=document.body.scrollLeft; } else if (document.documentElement && (document.documentElement.scrollTop || document.documentElement.scrollLeft)) { sleft=document.documentElement.scrollLeft; sdown=document.documentElement.scrollTop; } else { sdown=0; sleft=0; } } window.onresize=set_width; function set_width() { if (typeof(self.innerWidth)==”number”) { swide=self.innerWidth; shigh=self.innerHeight; } else if (document.documentElement && document.documentElement.clientWidth) { swide=document.documentElement.clientWidth; shigh=document.documentElement.clientHeight; } else if (document.body.clientWidth) { swide=document.body.clientWidth; shigh=document.body.clientHeight; } } function createDiv(height, width) { var div=document.createElement(“div”); div.style.position=”absolute”; div.style.height=height+”px”; div.style.width=width+”px”; div.style.overflow=”hidden”; div.style.backgroundColor=colour; return (div); } // ]]>Tumblr (3.0; @batt3ries)http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nebraskanlights.tumblr.com/post/35730306027/hey-bitch-since-youre-stalking-my-tumblr-again" target="_blank">nebraskanlights</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h3><strong><em>Hey bitch since you’re stalking my tumblr again since I blocked you off every other networking site here’s a thought for you. I rather like my stumpy legs and so does my boyfriend. At least I dont have to be fucked up on Vodka to even converse with a guy. Desperado dont look pretty on anyone.</em></strong></h3> <p><strong><em>xoxoxo</em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/35731325115http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/35731325115Wed, 14 Nov 2012 17:51:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7p3xpr33J1r81ssso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/28789575171http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/28789575171Sun, 05 Aug 2012 17:47:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5e2go2IgC1rxh7oho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5e2go2IgC1rxh7oho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5e2go2IgC1rxh7oho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5e2go2IgC1rxh7oho4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/27759015838http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/27759015838Sun, 22 Jul 2012 07:56:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m658k1SQnJ1rw28p0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/27139999734http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/27139999734Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:24:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6zfb9iL6q1qid0q4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/27011684155http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/27011684155Wed, 11 Jul 2012 19:55:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wfyam3dt1qdht23o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/26834311962http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/26834311962Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:28:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxewvdjeHl1qjq6iho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/26834299271http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/26834299271Mon, 09 Jul 2012 11:27:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luryxzvQOM1r2pd2xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lonewolfuk.tumblr.com/post/26788404090" target="_blank">lonewolfuk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is the only form of body modification I do not understand or agree with.</p> </blockquote>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/26799931789http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/26799931789Sun, 08 Jul 2012 21:26:28 -0400<p>Awwww bless xD I’ll follow you back there you most amazing person you :)</p>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/26734818478http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/26734818478Sat, 07 Jul 2012 22:13:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6g96lchlV1qa39umo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/26243995333http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/26243995333Sat, 30 Jun 2012 21:03:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zrals33h1qdm7w1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Haters gonna hate <3 ELLA</p>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25608184845http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25608184845Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:44:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5yla0cor81qzamioo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ianbrooks.me/post/25604604303/the-necron-om-nom-nom-nom-nicon-by-nathan-davis" target="_blank">ianbrooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>The Necron-Om-Nom-Nom-Nom-Nicon</strong></em> by Nathan Davis</p> <p>Shirts and stickers available at <a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/obvian/works/9003498-the-necron-om-nom-nom-nom-nicon" target="_blank">redbubble</a>. Says Nathan: <em>“There is an ancient one, as old as time itself. To summon: Cream 125g butter into 1/2 cup brown sugar, 1/2 cup white sugar and 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla. Mix in beaten egg. Mix 1 3/4 cups sifted flour. Stir and add 1/2 cup choc chips and 65g crushed walnuts. Roll into teaspoon sized balls and bake for 10-12 minutes at 180 degrees”</em>.</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Artist: <a href="http://nathandavis.com.au/" target="_blank">website</a> / <a href="http://www.facebook.com/NathanDavisArt" target="_blank">facebook</a></em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25607067804http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25607067804Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:27:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsv7c2bD31qhbenyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25606734162http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25606734162Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:22:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zlma8CjG1qequb0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tugged.tumblr.com/post/25600210481/jesus-vs-dragon-tables-ladders-chairs-match" target="_blank">tugged</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>jesus vs dragon tables ladders chairs match</p> </blockquote>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25600884798http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25600884798Thu, 21 Jun 2012 17:52:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xq03ZOks1qdlpxso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tugged.tumblr.com/post/25596938080/sorry-what" target="_blank">tugged</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SORRY WHAT</p> </blockquote>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25599114833http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25599114833Thu, 21 Jun 2012 17:25:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2d2knMEw21rnlkvmo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Can’t wait to go see them in Dublin ;o</p>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25598988766http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25598988766Thu, 21 Jun 2012 17:23:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m34hg3H84N1qd9lpxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25598831099http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25598831099Thu, 21 Jun 2012 17:21:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vf8puHpP1qarqrxo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vf8puHpP1qarqrxo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25598020515http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25598020515Thu, 21 Jun 2012 17:09:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tln6PzHg1qj0196o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Well ok Mr.Dolphin whatever you say </p>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25435536365http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25435536365Tue, 19 Jun 2012 11:07:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7i68koFd1qdusdao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wonderstruckxox.tumblr.com/post/25435364964/sometimes-theyre-098fg2" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wonderstruckxox</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>sometimes they’re #098FG2</p></blockquote>http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25435509819http://batt3ries.tumblr.com/post/25435509819Tue, 19 Jun 2012 11:07:02 -0400